Picassa Albums

Eric, I like the links to the Picasa albums. It looks like you have to have public albums to see the photos. How do you decide whether they should be public or not?

Graduation Application

I just thought everyone would be interested but yesterday I applied for graduation for spring semester. Yeah I might actually graduate sometime.
-Eric

Chuck Noris

• Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
• A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
• Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris.....

For my laptop and Desktop at work I use a version of Linux called Ubuntu, and they are paying homage to an intergalactic legend this week. I thought I would share the love.


Everybody needs to post their favorite Chuck Norris jokes.... Here are some of ours (feel free to post your own favorites....):

• When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Eric Water

 

Noah and Grace just wanted everybody to know that Kool-Aid has officially changed their name to "Eric Water". While he lived with us, he always wanted Kool-Aid, so in honor of him, we have officially renamed it (notice, they are even drinking purple Eric Water...).

Pot Roast Recipe

Here's a recipe for roast beef in the crockpot that we do all the time. We had some people over tonight and they asked for it, so since I typed it up I thought I would share.

Let me know if the link to the google document doens't work.

Grace's Brithday

Grace just had her first birthday. She is such a big girl now. Matt and I took her to the fun park to play in the soft play there. She loved it (Noah was scared to death). He loved to climb and crawl and slide down the slides.