I had a truly wonderful conversation with a worker at the temple this morning. Imagine old guy with heavy drawl:
worker: Ryan and April Bosworth, 11:00?
Me: That's us.
worker: I have a daughter named April.
Me: It's a nice name.
worker: It is. [Pause] We had to name her April 'cause the dogs got the good names.
Me: Huh. [Thinking: Did he just say that?]