Tuesday, March 4, 2008

What to do in case of a tornado...

according to the guy on the news who survived one:
  1. Put pants back on
  2. Turn off Hillary Clinton
  3. Take shot of Jim Beam
  4. Grab mattress
  5. Get in bathtub
  6. Pull mattress over head
  7. Repeatedly call upon favorite deity
You think I made this up. I did not.

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